The League

A beast on both ends of the court---Jack Tractor Hanratty and Robert Traylor both have the ability and size to dominate---once they learn the game from playing more and more---these dudes will be un-stoppable this summer---watch out for these tractors---when the Ratsta isnt balling you can find him relaxing at the pool sipping on gin and juice, laid back---(with his mind on his money.)

When you think of a player who just needs a shot---you think of Jordan Farmar and my favorite rapper Josh Nappy Davis----if you take a nap, these dudes will make you pay----when not getting after that rookie of the year prize, you can find Josh napping or singing to beautiful girls..

Dennis Rodman and Shawn Cowshit Cowgill both play with all heart---they go full-tilt 100% of the time--These dudes both will fill-up the stat sheet with pure hustle and TOMMY POINTS----The question is---Can the league handle dudes like this?! -When not kicking ass on the court---Cowgill can be found rooting for the Red Sox.

Brent Barry and Jay Baldeck can both stick---watch out for his brother Joe I mean Jon? When asked how many points he was going to score---Baldy said, shit-atleast 25 tonight---when asked how many he was going to average in his return back to THE LEAGUE Baldy said check out my picture son. When Baldy isnt swishing 3's you can find him on a diamond because he's playing baseball.

Another possible rookie of the year candidate I believe--anyways, I'll fix it later--I want to go to bed---here's a brother Jay---I mean Jon Barry and Joey Baldeck will both make you pay with a sweet set-shot---watch out for Joey, he's going to suprise some people with his hoop skills---when not playing ball you can find Joey laughing at IHop with a unicorn.

Not only were they both 2 of the most coveted free agents of 2010, Chris Bosh and Seth Perkins can both get it done from all angles on the court---don't let their size/height fool you, these athletic big-men can both shoot exceptionally well for their size----when around the hoop Perkins is a problem---don't try bringing anything weak up in his kitchen----when Seth isn't ballin' you can find Seth attending Ivy league colleges, going to a Colonial League schools or hanging out with his friends.

Michael Redd and Kevin "mellow-yellow" Costello both can shoot the lights out---both coming off major injuries it will be interesting to see if these shooters will get their strokes back. I know Stella got her groove back...but can Stello get his stroke back? When Kevin isn't balling he enjoys playing wiffle ball and attends U. of Bentley in the off seasons.

When you think o Mike Knight and Kendrick Perkins you think of physical play. They're not going to score a lot of points, but they will always do the little things that every team needs to do to win-Rebound, put backs, picks, shut-down the other teams bigs, they are your enforcement basically. He may be known to have a temp tantrum or 2...When not playing in THE LEAGUE you might find Knighto riding ATVs, riding street bikes or bouncing at a local watering hole.

When Hedo Turkoglu & Bernie step onto the court they may not look like the stereo-typlcal basketball player---but dis-respect either of their games and they're going to make youu payy all night long-&you will hear about it all night long--these dudes will not miss a shot if left open---good range-in&out--known for going off and hitting multiple trey-bombs in a row---release and shot not always the best-looking--but that rainbow 3 somehow finds nothing but net over&over----- when not launching treys in The League Bernie enjoys playing PS3 and watching The Sopranos.

Had to do it-- but Stello is to the elbow to what Scal's is to anywhere around the key. Also play similar in the post and work well off a good big guy---Both get pumped up and are crowd favorites...When not ballin' you might find him delivering liquor or you might catch  DJ Matty C spinnin' the newest tunes at The Loft Thurs- Saturday nights--

When Paul "da" Mann gets da ball---its much like when TA.Tony Allen from the Boston Celtics gets the ball----you sort of hold your breath because he may do something absolutely spectacular or he may do the un-expected-(which is expected from paul)..or he'll launch an erratic/wild 3-point shot.(stop that paul!)

 Defensive specialist---has the athletic ability to shut down the opposing teams best player---when not playing in THE LEAGUE you can find DA MANN on match.com, bein ill at the Y, working in the union, or playing baseball for the Cardinals.

Andy Please say da Babe Mccabe and Wesley Johnson willl initially find time on the floor as a small forward since that would give them both matchup advantages. These 2 dudes are going to be rookie of the year candidates this summer/year---Watch out for the jumpers---often compared to Ratahd Lewis from Orlando--but don't hate cause we're tall man---multi-talented diaper dandies and are working on there games as much as anyone! Watch out for Mccabe da Babe-because if he's anything like W. Johnson--he will definitely become a double-double threat because he has a motor that doesn't stop. You can find Mccabe talking to babes and hanging out with friends when he isn't finding out what the league is all about this summer...

 Another rookie of the year candidate and new-comer to the league---Mike "My jump-shot will close the curtains" Curtain and Xavier Henry both come from basketball families and were taught the game at young ages, with very polished skills and playing in high profile leagues. You just don't see many Curtain or Henry's fame/build, swagger and leadrship intangables at such a young age. They may not be the best athletes around, but they are a lot more athletic than what they are given credit for. Watch out for both the X-man and Curtain closing out games like your mom closes the curtains when it's sunny out. When Curtain isn't balling, he's hanging out with friends and playing basketball.

This combo guard is deadly as soon as they walk onto the court. They both had an accident that tried to slow there production but they are both back looking better then ever. Mark Cimo is Monta Ellis because when you think of a pure shooter with PG handle and vision both of these guys may come to mind. If they drive it's probably to dish, but don't be surprised if they finish with an akrobatik shot. You can find Mr. Climo down Florida teaching 7th graders or playing golf in the Sunshine State during the off-season.  

When you think of players in either league--these players may not come to mind---But Charlie Villanueva and Andy-My Shot's like Candy Andy- Sproules both have a nose for the ball and always seem to be involved in the play. People have the tendency to lose track of both players and they will burn you. Watch out for Charlie, but more so of Andy this summer--he's on track to be a double-double machine--maybe triple doubles? When Andy isn't playing in the league you can find him chillin' with friends, hustlin' to get that paper yo and playing video games.

The Kiiiiiiid is back for another summer---This do it all-lefty is Jake Perkins and Lamar Odom---These dudes can pull  hollywood caliber broads, step out from mid-range, wap 3's, or post ya ass up----ability to shut-down the opposing teams 1-5, you need to D-up this veteran because he's cutting to a hoop near you for a lay-up. When Jake isn't ballin' in the summer league--you can find him playing baseball, being ill, and blogging. Did I mention he likes to party and play fantasy sports?    

 Chris "Chris I don't Miss-O" RussO

Combo Guard/Shooter

Navy Blue Team

 Jay "Stone Cold" Carlson

Stone Cold 3:16

Jay Stone Cold Steve Austin--man, this was a tough one, I wanted to go with Phil Jackson-But he might have given me a stone cold stunna if I did that sh!t! 

Jay has been apart of the league  since day 1. In passed summers you'd find Jay coaching Willy G's team to victory and White Team to championships in passed summers, but I hope he comes Grey for 2010! When Jay isn't roaming the side-lines he enjoys crushing steve-weisers, stunnin' s.o.b.'s, and going out to dinner.